St. Patrick’s Day 2010
17 days and counting to St. Patrick’s Day!!! Although it may seem the only reason we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day is to wear green and drink copious amounts of green beer, St. Patrick is actually the patron saint of Ireland. Why March 17th? It’s believed that was the day he died.
Here’s a St. Patrick’s Day joke for you:
The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.
“Now don’t let me ever see your face again,” said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.
“I’m afraid I can’t promise that, sir,” said the released man.
“And why not?”
Because I’m the barman at your regular pub!
Need some help planning your St. Paddy’s Day Celebration? We have the “links” for you:
The Chicago River is dyed green in honor of St. Paddy's Day
- For a complete list of all The World Wide St. Patrick’s Day Events & Parades.
- To find the closest Irish Pub near you.
- Is Guinness The Best Beer for St. Patrick’s Day? Check out Drink Craft Beer for the low down on the perfect pint.
- Learn how to make Irish Soda Bread, the perfect pot of Irish Stew or check out this video of Slow Cooker Corned Beef at All Recipe.com Top 20 Best St. Patrick’s Day Recipes.
Want more St. Paddy’s Day info? Then be sure to visit St-Patrick’s-Day.com. And may the luck of the Irish be with you!